RELIGIOUS JOKE.

A certain couple had query in the home, so in the morning when they had morning devotion, the husband ministered and the attitude of the wife was his topic.
     HUSBAND: A christian must not query because God hats query, a christian must respect her husband because God command the wife to be submissive to the husband, a christian must be humble because God commanded a christian to be humble so that God will LIFT you up.
After all, he asked the wife to pray and close them.
     WIFE: ( PRAYERS) O Lord, thank you for fighting those that fight me, O Lord u said im the APPLE of your eyes oooo Lord, do it, that my enemies will be put to shame.
As she was still lashing the words, the husband opened his eyes and touched her,HONEY, are you sure" IAM NOT THE ENEMY YOU ARE REFERRING TO OHHHH, ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS THAT IAM YOUR HUSBAND"